It's not as fun as it looks and it's a huge waste of my time.
Aw, did you miss me already?
Seriously though, why? You don't have to associate with me anymore, even though I know it's stupid to say that after I texted you first. I don't think anyone's ever invited me out to lunch, actually.
[ He's clever enough to get that Dabi's saying they're friends which is both comforting and something he knows he shouldn't feel. However, he gets to do what he wants at the moment. He's not supposed to have connections, but Dabi can handle himself. ]
You underestimate your appeal, but you'd hate it. A lot of people pawing at you. I don't recommend it.
If you're gonna sweet talk me! Sure, we'll eat together. I wouldn't mind that. I've probably spent more time with you than anyone else, honestly. It hasn't been terrible. Don't make me repeat that.
[ BB throws herself ontop of him - on the couch? Bed? Is he lounging somewhere? BB had gone off to handle something and left him alone to get her items printed. She learned that it was impossible for her to create objects permanently until she got her mark - but she could at least get ready, right?
BB needs to play capitalism in this new universe, and she needs to get her hand on a load of noise or money - FAST.
What better way to do this than to exploit your friend's good looks?
She's done it before, and frankly, she would do Doujinshi again, but that's for later. Right now... She's taking a tip from Medb, body shots! Sexy! Maybe she'll even make it into a calendar! ]
TOYAAAAん~~~♡!!! [ She plops on top of him, throwing her whole weight against his groin, in literally nothing but a tank top and underwear - no bra. Boobs everywhere.
A picture of Bakugo Shirtless in her hands. The image itself looks picture-perfect, if anything. Literally, it is the quality of someone taking photos of a model. Bakugo looks gorgeous in the image and in the next few ones she has next to it. His angry face is still some how captured in a way that keeps his handsome charm to it. ] LOOK AT THIS!! BB's new get-rich scam - but she needs more hot men, so can we add you to this?
Scars just mean you survived, nothing more than that. I think most people have them, even though they're not as visible as yours. I'm not going to sit here and boost your ego and tell you what's appealing about you. Figure it out yourself.
I understand the concept, but I've never done it. I do mean never, not even when I was a little kid. Wasn't room in my life for it. A couple of minutes to sit and eat in peace is about all I can manage.
Toya had been lounging on a comfortable couch and enjoying the serenity of this space, opening his eyes when he heard BB's happy exclamation of his name just before she'd so promptly plopped herself down on top of him. She'd done this time and again so it wasn't really all that surprising.
Really just exhaling a small grunt because this was sure a wholeass girl throwing her weight against his groin while hardly dressed. His gaze briefly trailed down to her chest - hard not to when those boobs of hers were practically almost in his face - but then shifted to the pictures she was clutching onto. Taking a second or two to process what he was actually looking at, then sighing as he leveled her with a semi-unimpressed look. ]
People wouldn't likely buy any of them if they had me in them.
[ His hands came up to encircle her waist loosely. Still not entirely sold on the idea since he was covered in less than appealing scars and it didn't seem like something the people here would be into. ]
How did you even convince that guy to do this anyway?
[ 'People wouldn't likely buy any of them if they had me in them.' ]
Error!! A miscalculation is detected. Your assessment of your own allure is inaccurate. The appropriate individuals will recognize precisely where your attractiveness resides. Factoring in the refined structure of your physique and the inherent - obvious - magnetism of your presence. Your level of attractiveness is beyond the measurable scales adequate for any data analysis.
Additionally, while vocal distortion is a byproduct of unfortunate bodily damage, the resulting sultry baritone resonates at a frequency that destabilizes any gender, race, or life form's neural processes.
Said voice, when elicited in conversation, sends involuntary signals through biological frameworks and elicits a profound, visceral response across all spectrums of attraction.
Anywayss~~ ♡!! [ Her eyes shut, and she chirps excitedly, taking each picture and wiggling them too and fro. There goes her whole figure bounding about ontop of his waist. ] BB didn't ask for permission from Explody-san. BB just took the pictures ~~ !!
Fair enough. Never were much of the ego boosting type but that doesn't really bug me.
You're going to have a lot more time on your hands here. No need to rush or whatever.
I had the opposite problem of yours. If it wasn't me just eating by myself, it was listening to everyone else chatter and that got annoying quickly. Some were worse than others.
[ While he'd just been casually dropping a comment without a second thought? He never once expected to get all of... that.
Surprise flashed across his face as everything sunk in. Most notably how she'd seemed to focus very much on how his voice was an apparent attractive feature. It was enough that Toya couldn't hold back his low laugh, hands settling on her hips to ensure she didn't wiggle too much more than she had already.
It also allowed him to move his upper body a bit closer to hers, head canted to the side slightly. ]
Sure that's not just taken from your own data? Pretty sure my voice doesn't affect everyone like you're implying.
[ Now to continue with the other half of what she'd said, still looking a bit amused that she'd somehow gotten such nice pictures effortlessly. ]
[ BB is now leering down at him - not as if he said anything wrong. Any of which her more devilish looks especially when directed at him. Are no more different than a woman looking at someone she loves. It just so happens that this woman, in particular, is a devilish monster. ]
Are you calling BB a liar? [ She shifts with his movements, leaning forward just a bit so she can maybe start to lay on him. Long locks of her silky amythest hair also begin to collect on top of him as she shifts. ]
[ Correction: A devilish monster of a woman that had his heart completely in her possession.
He doesn't even remotely mind the way she leers down at him, fingers firmly settled on her hips. Eyes flashing with a quiet amusement and maybe perhaps a mild touch of pride, lips curled into a lazy grin. ]
Heh. That's my girl.
[ Toya deliberately lowered his tone just a touch as he spoke those words to her, more than content to have her laying on him a bit. He really couldn't say he hated this view, honestly. ]
Just wondering what data you're running off of, that's all. I could almost suggest you're a bit biased in your information, unless you prove me otherwise.
UWAAAHHHH!! [ So easy!! Immediately, BB's whole bad girl gimmick subsides at the sound of his voice, and the monster is quelled all over yet again! Evil: Defeated!
At any rate, she is absolutely beaming! Tossing the photos of her dear new friend Bakugo aside. As if they were no more than trash, BB immediately set her hands onto his shoulders. Getting a bit too excited as she exclaims out loud - ]
BB c-can just strip you down right now and-and totally prove to you by running her hands down all over you meanwhile? M-Maybe a little show and tell? BB can totally point out every place on your body where you are totally attractive. Give her just 15 minutes of your time!! For the low, low price of one kiss!!!
[ Somehow he'd had the feeling just doing something as simple as that would manage to have an effect on her. He can't help but be a bit pleased with himself, gaze following the discarded photos briefly until he found BB's hands on his shoulders earnestly.
Only to chuckle softly afterwards, the corners of his eyes crinkling with gentle amusement. ]
You're my girlfriend, BB. You happen to see me differently in a way that others don't, though I am flattered.
[ His hands shifted, trailing up along her sides sweetly but not going anywhere inappropriate for the time being. ]
Though.. if anything? It should be me showing you everything I find attractive about you.
Normally i'd say that would be annoying but I think I could use it. The person who'd usually talk my ear off isn't here anyway.
Guess things are different now. You decide when you want to eat and sleep for however you please. Nobody here's telling you to do shit and have you on strict little schedules.
BB is cute, isn't she? [ The girl enjoys being praised, enjoys being praised him Toya the most. ] She spent a lot of time ensuring she looked super cute!
[ However, laying there for a moment in silence with him. While her eyes reflect his own. She lays there, soaking in the glow of his existence. ]
Are you serious about that? [ Not about showing her everything that he finds attractive - ] BB means, about, how you look? Is that because you are used to the way human eyes usually regard you?
I'd say it worked... though I really can't imagine hauling all that weight on your chest can be comfortable.
[ Once again he was simplistically to the point about these matters, always wondering how she could handle all that or if she even felt it like what a normal girl might.
Not that he's thinking much about that when she speaks up again, a contemplative look on his face as a soft sigh then escaped him. Appearing to consider her question before just nodding, eyes downcast for a few moments before raising to meet her gaze. ]
Yeah. I spent a lot of years well aware that people look at me and find me pretty disgusting or just someone to avoid. It's all in their eyes.
[ Those looks of disdain or even disgust were hard to miss, and most normal people would be so hard pressed to even meet his gaze. Most of the time it didn't really phase him, and yet? Something deep down, borne from his neglected childhood made him always want people to just look at him no matter what.
At least then people paid attention to him in some way or another. ]
Hehe ~~ ♡! As a human, it was kind of hard and annoying, but when she is just an AI, like, she is meant to be - BB doesn't have any problem carrying this weight around!
In fact, they could be bigger - if only you could meet Passion Lip. You don't know big until you've seen her.
[ There is a light giggle that slips past her lips when she speaks, but she can see the festering dark tone hidden beneath his words and in the depths of feelings. BB moves closer and lays herself completely flat against him. Chest mushing along his own while she leans forward to give him a prompt kiss along his lips. ]
[ They then part, and she stares at him briefly. ]
Humanity is a bit short-sighted, at times, you know - you can't blame them entirely for their obsession with what beauty is and only understanding the unknown as something to be wary of. [ Though she now has her fingers entangled within locks of his hair, she doesn't mess them up. Instead, she kneads into the back of his head, moving them up and down along his shoulders. ] The funny thing about humans, though, is that for all that they can see. They never really understand the true beauty around them; that's why they can't hear the trees whisper stories or plant life reminding them how they are loved.
Humans are young and still growing, [ BB talks gently, as if were the spokesperson for all living things. ] so don't take it to heart. They only understand what they see, and if they knew what BB knows. Maybe,
just maybe -
they'd go absolute fucking insane.
[ Although she flashes him a dark look excitedly, it easily subsides, and she quickly returns to a cute lofty look of adoration of him. Kissing his nose promptly, only to finally add... ]
But at least, they'd see just how handsome and beautiful you are too.
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